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Funny Quotes
Here you will find bunch of funny quotes. Today’s laughing is on us…
Everybody likes a kidder
09 months
“Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.”
by
Arthur Miller
Tony Benn
05 years
“It’s the same each time with progress. First they ignore you, then they say you’re mad, then dangerous, then there’s a pause and then you can’t find anyone who disagrees with you.”
by
Tony Benn
Self Motivation
06 years
What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.
(Self Motivation)
Thief and Humanity
07 years
This little story is about a thief and Humanity, and how he loses his hopes in humanity.
Once a thief goes to a house. He looks around to find something valuable, he finds a safe/locker and tries to open it. All a sudden he noticed a note on it “Don’t break the locker, the code is #### after entering the code press the red button.” Thief gets so excited and thinks wow what a dumb person. He enters the code and pressed the red button. An alarm goes off and police comes to the house. He gets arrested and says to the officer, “that’s it, today I have lost all my trust in humanity”.
Virginia Woolf
07 years
“I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.”
by
Virginia Woolf
Wally Lamb
07 years
“Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.”
by
Wally Lamb
Frederick Douglass
07 years
“People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get.”
by
Frederick Douglass
National Lampoon
07 years
“Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.”
by
National Lampoon
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