Everybody likes a kidder
by Ghani Zahid
“Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.” by Arthur Miller
Category: Funny Quotes
Tony Benn
by Ghani Zahid
“It’s the same each time with progress. First they ignore you, then they say you’re mad, then dangerous, then there’s a pause and then you can’t find anyone who disagrees with you.” by Tony Benn
John Cage
by Ghani Zahid
“I have nothing to say, and I am saying it, and that is poetry.” by John Cage
Self Motivation
by Ghani Zahid
What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down. (Self Motivation)
Thief and Humanity
by Ghani Zahid
This little story is about a thief and Humanity, and how he loses his hopes in humanity. Once a thief goes to a house. He looks around to find something valuable, he finds a safe/locker and tries to open it. All a sudden he noticed a note on it “Don’t break the locker, the code …
Virginia Woolf
by Ghani Zahid
“I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.” by Virginia Woolf
William Cowper
by Ghani Zahid
Who loves a garden loves a greenhouse too. – William Cowper
Wally Lamb
by Ghani Zahid
“Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.” by Wally Lamb
Frederick Douglass
by Ghani Zahid
“People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get.” by Frederick Douglass
National Lampoon
by Ghani Zahid
“Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.” by National Lampoon