Funny Quotes

Here you will find bunch of funny quotes. Today’s laughing is on us…

Will Durst

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“I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.”

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Will Durst

Anatole France

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“People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.”

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Anatole France

Jimmy Buffett

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“If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.”

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Jimmy Buffett

Louis C. K.

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“The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself.”

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Louis C. K.

Life

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Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Stupidity vs Genius

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Dave Arkais

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A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

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Dave Arkais

Anonymous

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“The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.”

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Anonymous

Poodles

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“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”

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Rita Rudner

What could this be?

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“The only time to buy these is on a day with no ‘y’ in it.”

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Warren Buffett

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