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Here you will find bunch of funny quotes. Today’s laughing is on us…
Anatole France
06 years
“People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.”
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Anatole France
Louis C. K.
06 years
“The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself.”
by
Louis C. K.
Stupidity vs Genius
06 years
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Dave Arkais
06 years
by Ghani Zahid
in Funny Quotes
A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
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Dave Arkais
Anonymous
06 years
“The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.”
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Anonymous
Poodles
06 years
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
by
Rita Rudner
What could this be?
06 years
“The only time to buy these is on a day with no ‘y’ in it.”
by
Warren Buffett
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