Funny Quotes

Here you will find bunch of funny quotes. Today’s laughing is on us…

Tony Benn

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“It’s the same each time with progress. First they ignore you, then they say you’re mad, then dangerous, then there’s a pause and then you can’t find anyone who disagrees with you.”

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Tony Benn

John Cage

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“I have nothing to say, and I am saying it, and that is poetry.”

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John Cage

Self Motivation

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What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.

(Self Motivation)

Thief and Humanity

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This little story is about a thief and Humanity, and how he loses his hopes in humanity.

Once a thief goes to a house. He looks around to find something valuable, he finds a safe/locker and tries to open it. All a sudden he noticed a note on it “Don’t break the locker, the code is #### after entering the code press the red button.” Thief gets so excited and thinks wow what a dumb person. He enters the code and pressed the red button. An alarm goes off and police comes to the house. He gets arrested and says to the officer, “that’s it, today I have lost all my trust in humanity”.

Virginia Woolf

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“I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.”

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Virginia Woolf

William Cowper

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Who loves a garden loves a greenhouse too.

– William Cowper

Wally Lamb

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“Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.”

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Wally Lamb

Frederick Douglass

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“People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get.”

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Frederick Douglass

National Lampoon

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“Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.”

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National Lampoon

Robertson Davies

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“To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser.”

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Robertson Davies

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